Wow, what a scary story, from both the daughter and the mother's perspective!! I'm so glad this had a "happy" ending! Good for the teenager keeping her cool...
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My friend and her family was robbed yesterday...
by FreedomFrog ini just found out and here is the news link.... http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2008/05/01/bravgirl.art_art_05-01-08_a1_f5a32gu.html?sid=101.
and in this small town where nothing happens???.
i'm friends with the mom's middle daughter.
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Parody of Song 182: Bullshit in Jarcaz' Head
by TJ - iAmCleared2Land ini only got one verse done... maybe i'll finish it later.
this follows in the spirit of my earlier song 113 parody of "we're jehovah's witnesses" entitled "we're no longer witnesses!
" http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/136535/1.ashx.
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If y'all are offended by the parody, it's okay to say so! ;-)
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Parody of Song 182: Bullshit in Jarcaz' Head
by TJ - iAmCleared2Land ini only got one verse done... maybe i'll finish it later.
this follows in the spirit of my earlier song 113 parody of "we're jehovah's witnesses" entitled "we're no longer witnesses!
" http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/136535/1.ashx.
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More, more! Eagerly awaiting verse 2! You truly have a gift.
There wasn't going to BE a verse two... but, since you asked:
Ted, do you know that oth-ers, too,
Pos-sessed like you might be
With feel-ings of im-port-ance-ness
And false hu-mil-ity?You make the rules, you set the bars
That "Oth-er Sheep" must reach
Yet nev-er stop to sniff the air
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Parody of Song 182: Bullshit in Jarcaz' Head
by TJ - iAmCleared2Land ini only got one verse done... maybe i'll finish it later.
this follows in the spirit of my earlier song 113 parody of "we're jehovah's witnesses" entitled "we're no longer witnesses!
" http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/136535/1.ashx.
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I only got one verse done... maybe I'll finish it later. This follows in the spirit of my earlier Song 113 parody of "We're Jehovah's Witnesses" entitled "We're No Longer Witnesses!" http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/136535/1.ashx
This one is sang to the tune of Song 182, "BALSAM IN GILEAD":
BULLSHIT IN JARACZ' HEAD
There's bull-shit in Ted Jar-acz' head
And from his mouth it spews!
It's her-ald-ed a-round the world
By Wit-ness-es as "News".Yet what the Gov'-ning Body calls
Di-vine-ly wrought "New Light",
Is no-thing more than what we'd call
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Announcement: They Clapped!
by metatron inweird.
after the letter was read, many clapped.
i don't know how to interpret that.. .
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if it hadnt come with a 9 month delay they'd prolly have gone for a standing ovation. still 9 months of anticipation waiting for that to happen
I'm willing to bet that the already-low bookstudy attendance drops off SIGNIFICANTLY now... it may not "officially" go into effect until January 1st, but there are plenty of weary folks who will start staying home next week...
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Dirty joke in the Awake magazine!
by TJ - iAmCleared2Land inok, not the awake!, but in consolation, it's predecessor.
refer to this thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/128918/1.ashx.
there appears to be a "dirty joke" in the first issue (november 29, 1939) posted in the thread.
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Thanks, Awake... I missed that thread!
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Dirty joke in the Awake magazine!
by TJ - iAmCleared2Land inok, not the awake!, but in consolation, it's predecessor.
refer to this thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/128918/1.ashx.
there appears to be a "dirty joke" in the first issue (november 29, 1939) posted in the thread.
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OK, not the Awake!, but in Consolation, it's predecessor. Refer to this thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/128918/1.ashx
There appears to be a "dirty joke" in the first issue (November 29, 1939) posted in the thread. A limerick is printed on page 2 under the heading "Equ Seau", amongst other "entertaining tidbits":
There was a young lady named Fleau,
She had a good-looking beau.
Said Fleau to her beau,
"Let us geau to a sheau."
Said her beau, "If you'll bleau, Fleau, I'll geau."Did asking a girl to "blow" have a different meaning back then in 1939, or did they publish a dirty joke, inadvertently or otherwise?!?
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Life Everlasting in Freedom of the Sons of God -- smaller PDF versions!
by cabasilas ininstructions on how to download reduced size pdf versions of the book life everlasting in freedom of the sons of god (in both a searchable format and in an ultra small format) will appear towards the end of this post.. background on the book life everlasting in freedom of the sons of god.
credit goes to:.
http://www.freeminds.org/history/1975.htm.
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If you enjoyed that quote, indulge yourself in this audio from a 1960's district convention:
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Response in the US to announcement
by CaptainSchmideo inone young, zealous brother was thrilled about it!
"they (meaning the gov.
body) know something's going to happen, or they wouldn't be doing this!
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Does anybody here have links to any non-apostate "active JW" message boards we can go shadow/lurk in? I do NOT want to post... just want to see what their thoughts are about this, read their posts...
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Response in the US to announcement
by CaptainSchmideo inone young, zealous brother was thrilled about it!
"they (meaning the gov.
body) know something's going to happen, or they wouldn't be doing this!
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They (meaning the Governing Body) knew exactly what they were doing by announcing this eight months in advance.
The r&f will stick around another year in anticipation of SOMETHING BIG IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!
DING DING DING! We have ourselves a winner....